mechacop:

apple5kies:

That’s horrifying

Legend says that if you leave your phone in a public bathroom and return at a later time, the BATHROOM MONKEY will leave his mark within your phone. This signifies that the BATHROOM MONKEY won’t stop until the subject is dead. Change your name. Flee the country. Burn your phone. The BATHROOM MONKEY will not stop.
Share this photo to ensure that your phone will be immune to the BATHROOM MONKEY’s curse.

justofficialunitedstatesthings:

savannahdewbs:

justofficialunitedstatesthings:

fun fact: officialunitedstates currently holds the world record

For?

the world record

challengerapproaching:

Pic of the Day for April 24th!  More aesthetic changes.  What a lovely rainbow!

dinopuncher:

*tips chromosomes* m’tosis

(Source: rarexcandy)

alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

(Source: shovel2)

whitachi:

thank you bigbigtruck for alerting me of this important peent news

(Source: nosdrinker)

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image